*I'm ironed my panties today. Fortunately I was not wearing them at the time.
(Yesterday I was ironing clothes for our trip and I had pulled my undergarments off the clothes line. It was late in the day, our stupid dryer was already full trying to dry other things. These particular undergarments were still damp. So I thought if I ironed them it would hasten their drying.)
*I only fished one bug out of the pasta last night. And none of my guests saw. I think.
* In my dream last night I was at a Beth Moore Living Proof Live, helping out beforehand (of course) and was wondering why the cast from Broadway's "Beauty and the Beast" was rehearsing lines to perform on the same stage as Beth.